Episodes


An Ouroboros of Bull***t | QAnon

On today’s episode, Ren takes us on a journey to the worst part of the internet, where Beyonce is Italian and everyone’s a pedophile. That’s right, we’re talking Conspiracy with a capital Q.

Negbot 3000 | Matt Gaetz

Welcome back, dear listeners! Despite Ginger’s assertions, the Florida panhandle produces more than just alligators in MAGA hats.

Tragic Sexy Bird | Nikola Tesla

Welcome back, dear listeners! You know we love a weirdo and a pervert here at TFG. Hell, that’s practically Ginger’s brand. And, there are none weirder and pervier than Nikola Tesla.

The Curation of Karen | The “Karen” Meme

Welcome back, dear listeners? Here’s an age-old question: what’s in a name? Specifically, a name that’s become a widespread meme, symbolizing botched bobs, speaking to management, and an entitled attitude.

Hollywood Squares | Will Hays

Welcome back, bright-eyed ingenues! On this episode, we’re heading straight to Tinseltown,  where everyone’s dreams come true, particularly one man’s dream to ruin everyone else’s good time.

Manchild, The Episode | Peter III of Russia

Welcome back, dear listeners! On this most auspicious day, the day that Hulu releases its brand new series ‘The Great,’ we figured we would give you the lowdown on one of its primary figures. No, not Catherine the Great, but her husband, Peter the Mediocre At Best.

Stop Teaching the Incels Tai Chi | Semen Retention

Welcome back, dear listeners! In this episode, Ren and Ginger brave this brave new world of remote tele-podcasting to talk about a new way to wellness: semen retention. That’s right, you can blue-ball your way to wellness, gain irresistible magnetic attraction, and achieve god-like powers. Sure, you may find yourself in bed with misogynists, incels,Continue reading “Stop Teaching the Incels Tai Chi | Semen Retention”

Vampires Are Gay as Sh*t | Anita Bryant

Welcome back, dear listeners! This week, Ginger takes us on the wildest f***ing ride down to the sunny shores of Florida, where a not-quite-dead Anita Bryant first started her anti-gay crusade.

The Racist-Ass Strategy | The Southern Strategy

Welcome back, dear listeners! To finish out our Black History Month mission of calling out racist shenanigans, Ginger talks about the Southern Strategy, which is why Republicans get to say they’re “the party of Lincoln” while still using the phrase “the War of Northern Aggression.”

Announcement!

Hello, dear listeners! TFNG is on hiatus this week, as Ren has a freshly baked niece, and she simply cannot record an episode when she needs to be there in person to make Wallace Shawn comparisons. See you next week!

Live from Rush’s Bedroom Toilet | Rush Limbaugh

Welcome back, dear listeners. Sorry for the delay; did you know that they don’t teach you audio editing in undergraduate social work programs? No matter! On this week’s episode, Ren discusses how difficult it is to talk about someone’s legacy, especially when that someone is Rush Limbaugh.

The Love Letters of Warren G. Harding | Bonus Episode

Hello Dear Listeners.  Have you ever wanted your ears to melt off? Not yet? Well, join us as we read the love letters of Warren G. Harding (president and Sam the Eagle impersonator) to his mistress. Featuring special guest, Jerry!

Female Psychopath Dot Net | The 22 Convention

Welcome back, listeners. On today’s episode, Ren invites Ginger to the 22 Convention, the “mansplaining” event of the century, where men use terms like “manosphere,” “patriarch,” and “sexual marketplace” to teach women how to be great again.

The Forest Gump of Bull***t | Roy Cohn

Welcome back, dear listeners. On this episode, Ginger dives back into the Dead Asshole Archives to unearth Roy Cohn, the living embodiment of all those lawyers-are-evil jokes.

No, Tommy. No. | Woodrow Wilson

Welcome back, dear listeners. Today, Ginger dives into the Dead Asshole archives and dredges up another Nobel Prize winner and our very first president, Woodrow Wilson.

Literally No Impact | Jacob Wohl

Join us for this mini-episode in which Ren reviews the trolling exploits of Jacob Wohl. Sources: Literally just Wikipedia and Ren’s own knowledge bank.

Two Guys, Bad Science | Peter Vlaming & Daniel Carleton Gajdusek

Welcome to the inaugural episode of This F***ing Guy! Join Ren and Ginger as they discuss the lives and horrific hijinks of Peter Vlaming and Daniel Carleton Gajdusek. Content warning for… everything, guys. Specifically, transphobia, child sexual abuse, animal abuse, and cannibalism. It’s gonna be weird.

Preparing to Launch!

Hello, one and all, which is mostly just one because we are just starting this thing. Welcome to This F***ing Guy! It’s a podcast, or at least it will be! There are episodes, when I finally figure out how to upload them! So, mostly, get excited for what’s to come. Cheers, Ren


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