Welcome back, dear listeners! You know we love a weirdo and a pervert here at TFG. Hell, that’s practically Ginger’s brand. And, there are none weirder and pervier than Nikola Tesla.
Yes, that Tesla, genius inventor, president of the Edison-Was-A-Hack club, and owner of very large thumbs. Who else would cause a lightning storm when his sugar daddy fell through, or pay his rent with a death ray, or fall in love with a woman of the avian persuasion? Still don’t believe us? Well, I guess you’ll have to tune in and find out for yourself!
Self Care Plan
- Try animal therapy. Communing with animals is proven to demonstrably reduce stress. Pet a cat, play with a dog, but under no circumstances fuck a pigeon.
- Enjoy the food you eat. A balanced diet is important, but it’s also important to make sure you’re not just eating bread, liquid and boiled things. That bad. Do not do that.
- Open your mail when you get it. I know it can be stressful, but if you wait too long, you might just realize that, oops, it’s been 23 years and I forgot to pay that hotel $20,000 so now I have to sell my death ray. And no one wants to sell their death ray.