Tragic Sexy Bird | Nikola Tesla

Welcome back, dear listeners! You know we love a weirdo and a pervert here at TFG. Hell, that’s practically Ginger’s brand. And, there are none weirder and pervier than Nikola Tesla.

Yes, that Tesla, genius inventor, president of the Edison-Was-A-Hack club, and owner of very large thumbs. Who else would cause a lightning storm when his sugar daddy fell through, or pay his rent with a death ray, or fall in love with a woman of the avian persuasion? Still don’t believe us? Well, I guess you’ll have to tune in and find out for yourself!

Self Care Plan

  1. Try animal therapy. Communing with animals is proven to demonstrably reduce stress. Pet a cat, play with a dog, but under no circumstances fuck a pigeon.
  2. Enjoy the food you eat. A balanced diet is important, but it’s also important to make sure you’re not just eating bread, liquid and boiled things. That bad. Do not do that.
  3. Open your mail when you get it. I know it can be stressful, but if you wait too long, you might just realize that, oops, it’s been 23 years and I forgot to pay that hotel $20,000 so now I have to sell my death ray. And no one wants to sell their death ray.

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This F***ing Guy is a podcast about self-care; if self-care is one long scream into the void. Alcohol not included (but recommended).

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